What kind of person

Steals a stroller at the zoo? Fortunately this wasn't my personal stroller but the one I had rented at the zoo. Still, now I have a cranky whiny 36 pound 3 year old who wants to be carried everywhere. Her ensuing tantrum ay being asked to walk was rather spectacular.

I curse the stroller thief with an Old Testament type of misfortune for messing up our zoo outing. Unless of course there was som reasonable emergency requiring stroller theft but I can't imagine right now what that would be.