We had a really fun weekend in Richmond with Mom, Dad, Frank and Family and Cherie and Family. Major parts of the weekend involved going out to dinner as a party of 9 children and 5 or 6 adults. Apparently, during that time, Will has been studying the wine and beer lists in search of interesting literary observations. Here is what he found:
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From: Will Phelps ate: Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Funny Drink Names
To: Daddy
Cc: Mommy
I will start with the Chardonnay
From: Will Phelps ate: Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Funny Drink Names
To: Daddy
Cc: Mommy
I will start with the Chardonnay
Fat Bastard Chardonnay
Naked Chardonnay
These are obviously funny but this one is just weird
WONGO DONGO??? What?
These two are funny because of pronunciation
Hoegaarden pronounced Ho Garden I don't want to know what goes on in that garden!
And
Yuengling pronounced youngling A beer fully endorced by the Jedi council as the top alcoholic beverage for training padewans
These are just amusing
High and Hell Watermellon
And
Bells 2 Hearted Ale
"Guinness Irish Stout, For the stout Irishman within us all".
I came up with all of this this weekend. And these are all real names.
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